Who doesn’t like to be American as Fuck? The screaming bald eagles and star-spangled banners roar in the background while we listen to some George Strait down a country backroad in Texas. Show those wimpy wokes what it’s like to go noodling! Get your camo hat on and red Solo cups out with this one, cause we’re wearing these premium blend shirts to the lake and taken em’ out on the boat! These premium t-shirts are also perfect for any casual occasion, like taking your lady to Sizzler, or grabbing a nice cold one at the bar and asking who else is American As F$%K.

• 4.3 oz. 100% Cotton for Maximum Softness
• Modern fit for Max Comfort, order a size up for a more "loose" fit
• Tear-away label
• Unisex fit for both men & women
• Sizes Available: S-3XL
  
• Proudly designed, printed, & shipped in the USA